It is, with great regret, that Billothewisp has to (probably) inform all his fellow
Of course, as a true
Billothewisp would do his bird in true penitence, smoking his thin little roll-ups and eating his porridge with a true reformed character zeal.
But he has a problem.
Although he is utterly sure that he must be a crimmo, he has had difficulty in precisely identifying his crime. But a crime there must be. And there are so many to choose from.
Why must Billothewisp be a filthy crimmo? I can hear you naive and cruel little
Let me explain further to you my disenfranchised
The great leader, Citizen One the wonderfully marvellous supreme leader the great Gordon “The Abyss” Brown and his loyal and supportive colleagues have created in excess of 3000 new crimes. (Seriously. See here). Of these, about half could lead to a spell in prison for the retro-bate
All this while they, the great good and extremely well fed, singularly deny you and me, the dirty and degraded
Furthermore I must confess to a further sin.
I must inform all you old
Regrettably this, in itself will probably be an offence punishable by a significant prison sentence.
Perhaps this will solve Billothewisp's crime identification problem. Perhaps he should 'fess up to this desire to remove unnecessary law and control mechanisms. It is after all a veritable thought crime in our 1984-like society.