Even if you are a not mass murderer, or an oppressive dictator. Or even a megalomaniac, nazi inspired, bigot.
You could well end up looking like this
Or even like this
Simply by embibing a mere five pints of Old Rosie (the Cider of Champions) or half a bottle of industrial grade Metaxa - fresh from the chemical waste dump outside Athens.
No mass murder is required.
So be warned.
h/t to Anorak News and Wikipedia
2 comments:
I've been on the Metaxa for years and I'm not this ugly - but then I am a nonsmoker ;-)
Ah well, that explains it. I suppose it accounts for my outstanding beauty as well.
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