Even if you are a not mass murderer, or an oppressive dictator. Or even a megalomaniac, nazi inspired, bigot.
You could well end up looking like this
Or even like this
Simply by embibing a mere five pints of Old Rosie (the Cider of Champions) or half a bottle of industrial grade Metaxa - fresh from the chemical waste dump outside Athens.
No mass murder is required.
So be warned.
h/t to Anorak News and Wikipedia