Actually these were
going to be Billothewisp’s laws of Irreplaceable Utility.
But as
little Greta Thunberg has gone to such lengths of personal privation
on her two week crossing to the USA to prove these laws I just had to
give her the credit.
Of course young
Greta (and her puppet masters) had no deliberate intention of proving
these laws. But she has done such an amazing job she just has to get
the credit.
So what are Greta’s
Laws of Irreplaceable Utility?
Here dear reader, we
will address the three laws one by one.
Law One:
Usage of a
particular technology only dominates when that technology is far more
utilitarian (i.e. quicker/better) than the competing technology it
replaces.
Young Greta’s
proof here is stunning. I stand in awe.
It took her two
weeks to sail to the USA. If she had flown it would have taken her
eight hours. That is an amazing 42:1 improvement.
Remember this was
pitting a state of the art racing yacht with minimal concessions to
humanity – no toilet (except a bucket) not enough bunks, crew of
six, two passengers and no beer against a Jumbo jet also with
a crew of six, 250 passengers, reclining seats, eight toilets (no
buckets) and lots of gin and beer.
However you like to
cut it, except for a publicity stunt (and maybe a holiday adventure),
sailing the Atlantic as a viable method to get to the USA is a no-hoper.
True: People did do
it in the past.
But that was because
they had to.
Relatively few ever did sail to the USA and even fewer
ever sailed back. All that sailing stopped when they invented
passenger airliners.
Even today flying
the Atlantic in (say) a 1950’s Bristol Britannia airliner (like this
beauty below) would be far more utilitarian (i.e. quicker and better)
than sailing it in the latest state of the art yacht.
Bristol Britannia on maiden flight to USA 1958 Courtesy Wikipedia and RuthAS |
Law Two:
The level of
utilitarian advantage to humanity of a particular technology is
directly proportional to how much cheaper it is than the technology
it replaces.
I would bet that the
cost of sailing, crewing and maintaining a high performance yacht for
two weeks while it crosses the Atlantic is much about the same as
fuelling and crewing a Jumbo jet for a single eight hour crossing.
Again young Greta
plays a blinder here.
The Yacht: Two
passengers. Six crew.
The Jumbo: 250
passengers and six crew.
That is a 125:1
advantage for the later technology.
Both the sailing
yacht and the Jumbo (I would guess) will have a useful life of about
twenty years.
Assuming the Jumbo takes one day for a return journey
and the yacht four weeks and both run for ten months of the year (the
rest being soaked up by maintenance) that means a Jumbo will do 6000
crossings in twenty years to a yachts 200.
A diesel engined ocean
liner could manage about 500.
Clearly and
obviously: The later the technology, the more effective it is.
Law Three
The unitised level
of pollution of utilitarian advantage is directly proportional to its age.
A candle wastes
about 60 Watts of as heat to produce 12.5 Lumens.. A 60 Watt
incandescent bulb produces 860 Lumens while six LED lamps each
consuming about 10Watts (i.e. 60 Watts total) produce a blinding 5200
Lumens.
Guess which is the
newest technology.
However much you
improve your candle or even your incandescent bulb it simply cannot
compete with the new kid on the block – LED lights. The same
applies for yachts and air liners.
Supposedly Greta’s
one way crossing was Carbon free. Sadly that is simply laughable. So dream on.
The replacement crew
(to sail the yacht back) have all flown out to take her over. I
imagine also that the six crew that sailed young Greta to the USA
will also all fly back. That’s twelve flights.
For individual crew members, grandstanding on the political stage is not
an option. They have to live in the real world – and to do so
entails using the latest, most cost effective and least polluting
technology available.
How young Greta gets
back is also of interest but as yet unannounced.
It is at this point
worth remembering that whatever the level of vilification of air
transport, when calculated on a per capita per mile basis it is in
fact pretty damn economic.
We all know Greta
could have really done it with zero emissions. That would have meant
that Greta would have stayed at home and used a telecommunication
link. Yet another aspect of high technology.
But how can your
minders get you to promote their agenda when you are not there in
person to press the flesh? How can you personally chastise all those
bad people who have never been on a racing yacht and had to share a
bucket for a toilet for two weeks?
And that is the rub.
Whatever the cost,
for this event, even little Greta Thunberg had to go to the USA in person.
Just like Mrs Smith
from down the road has to go to America to see her new Grandson.
Or a
surgeon has to go to a conference to find out and share information
about new life saving techniques.
Or like the other millions upon millions of journeys to and from the USA every year that are as important if not more so than that of a child-star political puppet.
Unlike Greta they
cannot afford to lose two weeks. Nor can they afford to pay for a
racing yacht, six crew and a strong plastic bucket.
So if Greta’s Laws
prove one thing it is this:
High technology is
our friend - and the planets friend.
Going backwards is
not an option.
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p.s. As a side
issue, I do have to ask: What happened to the contents of the bucket
after use? It wasn’t just thrown into the ocean I hope! You know
raw sewage, pristine oceans and all that.