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A Warning from Billothewisp

OK you grubby little Englanders. I have a severe warning for you.

Even if you are a not mass murderer, or an oppressive dictator. Or even  a megalomaniac, nazi inspired, bigot.

You could well end up looking like this


Or even like this


Simply by embibing a mere five pints of Old Rosie (the Cider of Champions)  or half a bottle of industrial grade Metaxa - fresh from the chemical waste dump outside Athens.

No mass murder is required.

So be warned.

h/t to Anorak News and Wikipedia
BilloTheWisp

2 comments:

  1. DiocleseFebruary 24, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    I've been on the Metaxa for years and I'm not this ugly - but then I am a nonsmoker ;-)

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  2. BilloTheWispFebruary 24, 2011 at 11:01 PM

    Ah well, that explains it. I suppose it accounts for my outstanding beauty as well.

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